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Pearls Before Swine author’s blog


I read a ton of webcomics, and I’ve just found that one of the funniest things about them… is a blog written by one of the artists.

Stephen Pastis, the guy who writes Pearls Before Swine, writes a blog which, at the risk of being a offhanded compliment, is actually funnier than his comic.

An example:

The Secret of a Long Marriage
August 29, 2009

Saw a sweet-looking old married couple in the grocery store.  Both of them looked to be in their eighties.

Every time I see couple that old, I stop and stare, amazed that two people can stay together that long.  I’m always curious as to their secret of marriage longevity, and wonder whether it would help in my marriage with Staci.  In this particular case, I could hear them talking.

“Should we get milk?” asked the old man.

“We have milk,” she said.

“More milk,” he said.

“We don’t live in the woods,” she said, “We can come back and get milk whenever we want.”

“Shut your mouth,” he replied, “Shut your mouth.”

I’ll have to try that line on Staci.

I’ll let you know how it goes.

8/29 UPDATE:

Experiment not going well.

Another recent favorite:
http://stephanpastis.wordpress.com/2009/08/31/love-thy-neighbor-or-at-least-give-them-nicknames-you-can-remember/

And his blog’s top page:
http://stephanpastis.wordpress.com/

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Star Wars MMORPG Officially Announced!


Bioware and Lucasarts have finally officially announced the Star Wars MMORPG that we have all known about for months now!

The game is called Star Wars: The Old Republic and is set in the Star Wars Galaxy Far Far Away approximately 300 years after the end of the Star Wars KOTOR (Knights of the Old Republic) RPG, also made by Bioware.

The official site is here: http://www.swtor.com/.

ALERT! Incoming Transmission!

All Systems Online and Functional


All systems online and functional!

Greetings citizens! Welcome to the Amused-geeks newsfeed!

You will find information on various pastimes, events and news which are commonly referred to as “Geek” interests.

From Star Wars and Star Trek to gaming and electronics, anything that might be of interest to you, the unwashed masses.

We are also looking for contributors! At present, this site makes no money, in fact, it just costs money. This website is, at present, negatively profitable, to put it positively.

However, it may eventually, at some point, hopefully, actually turn a profit and become a viable source of income, in which case regular contributors can share in the proceeds (after expenses of course, this is afterall, a dictatorship).

In the meantime, if you are knowledgeable or “in the loop” about any of the various content fields appropriate for this site and would like to contribute stories, etc., contact me via the comments (I’ll eventually put up a contact form). Assuming you leave an actual E-mail address, I can see it, but no one else can, so I can contact you via E-mail.

At present, the only recompense for any such contributions will be the warm fuzzy feeling you gain from dispersing knowledge to the otherwise ignorant and uneducated who will be viewing the site.